The DSM-5 is basically the Hollywood reboot of every disorder you’ve ever heard of and plenty you haven’t. It’s the book that took our collective neuroses and said, “Wait, there’s a specifier for that.” Meanwhile, the ICD-10is its international cousin — the quieter, more organized one who labels everything with numbers and letters like it’s running a spy agency. Between the two of them, they’ve categorized every way a brain can zig when it’s supposed to zag. We thought: why not embroider that zig-zag onto a beanie?

Here, we believe mental health conditions don’t need to be whispered about like family scandals. They can be worn loudly, proudly, color-coordinated, and topped with a pom-pom if the mood strikes. We’re not trivializing anything — we’re doing the opposite, taking the clinical coldness out of diagnostic codes and giving them warmth, texture, and, dare we say,vibes. If you’ve ever looked at your chart and thought, “Honestly, this would look great in Flamingo thread,” you’re in the right place.